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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3028 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 8790 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 520 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!