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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6440 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!