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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5223 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 7196 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!