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Frostbite Frontier 1.21

action, Anime, Black and Blue Wolf, dystopian, fist of the north star, Frontier, Frostbite, Hokuto no Ken, Hokuto Shinken, japanese manga, Kenshiro, Manga, manga series, Martial Arts, martial arts manga, post-apocalyptic, raoh, Rei Gaiden, Rei Side Story, Sōkoku no Garō, storytime, Volume 3

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crops Grown:	9444
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Emeralds Found:	5212

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like stepping into a manga world where wolves are black and blue and they’re throwing fists like they’re in Fist of the North Star!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of Rei’s side story in Volume 3? You’ll be fighting epic battles, leveling up your skills, and unleashing your inner warrior spirit in this crazy server.

Plus, the landscape is straight out of a manga, with insane mountains, mystical forests, and hidden caves just waiting to be explored.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like living in a comic book, but with creepers and diamonds instead of superheroes and villains. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

MommaDramaCraft

aita, building my future, college plans, conservative mother, controlling mother, deciding my own future, guilt and frustration, handling the situation, Islamic boarding school, making my mom cry, MommaDramaCraft, not believing anymore, pursuing goals, religious mother, sacrificing for children, standing up for myself, stifling school, telling her she can’t control my life

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of being controlled by your mom and forced to go to a boring Islamic boarding school? Do you want to break free and start building your future in a fun and exciting way? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents!

On our server, you can create your own world, pursue your goals, and never have to worry about being sent off to a school you don’t want to attend. Plus, you can join forces with other players who are also looking to break free from oppressive family situations.

Don’t wait five years to start living your life – join our server now and show your mom that you’re the master of your own destiny! Who knew escaping from a religious boarding school could be so entertaining and empowering? Let’s build a future together, one block at a time!

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	5704
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	5220
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Emeralds Found:	3196	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension Hops:	12

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	567322	Dragon Eggs Found:	9956
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Star Shards Collected:	63
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7029
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3340	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	815	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8