yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ores Mined: 3058
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5141 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Potions Brewed: 153
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    New Chunks Explored: 972999 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Dimension Hops: 11 New Chunks Explored: 740620

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Potions Brewed: 71
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
    Dynamic Map View Map
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Chimeras Created: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 55753 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6948 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8741 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY