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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6179 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 185 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles where the winners are determined by the size of their…tits! That’s right, we measure success in cup sizes here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your assets in the ultimate showdown.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chest of Wonders, rumored to contain the rarest and most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its booty?
So come on down to our server and experience the breast…I mean best…Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to keep your eyes on the prize and your chest held high!