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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7183 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 789 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5400 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.
and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.
so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.