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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9319 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.
so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.
and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.
so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.
