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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3051 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1621 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!
Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.