TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Globe-Community

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Hi, my friend and I have a server together. The server is bukkit and it is called Globe. We are happy with it, but we want something happens more in the server. So we’ve ready with plugins so you can stay safe without someone to come and take all you stuff 😉 We have: WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Logblock, GroupManager, Essentials, GriefPrevention and mcMMO on. We think there will come more plugins on the server 🙂 We have a PVP on the server, but the only reason we have that is to protect yourself no to go out and kill for no reason. You don’t have to apply, you can just enter the ip, and then just play 😉 My name Theis and I am 14 years old. My friend is called Simon and he is 14 years old. We are both very much in to minecraft, therefore are we very much on the server. We also have our own TeamSpeak where there are room for 30 people. So you can join us or just talk with your friends :)) You must join our server because we can guarantee you a nice community, and a nice and quiet place where you can just relax and have fun with you friends. As the owners will we do everything to keep it that way 😉 Our server is always up and running perfectly stable. (And no it’s not Hamachi) Our IP is 185.57.188.180. And the ip is the same on our TeamSpeak. I Hope you will enjoy the server 🙂

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Zombie Dances:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PoweredByAwesome

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

A server Powered By Awesome.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	7399

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	197	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ores Mined:	1571
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!