TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Freeside MC

Survival

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!