Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Towns Built: 10
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Crops Grown: 3993
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

    SkillCraft: Underrated Skills
    Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

    But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DimensionsMC

    DimensionsMC

    Hi There Adventurers!

    Ever wanted to ride dragons? Become a Lord or Lady of a rising town? Fight epic battles with other players? Or Travel the world in search of treasure and magic? Then join Dimensions MC! Here you can choose to be one of the many other races seeking the Magic-arts. Build large structures using our NPC based economy! Be a thief on the run from the law, or live a peaceful life painting in the countryside!

    We are currently a small community looking for new members for our 18+, 1.20.1 Modded Java, Minecraft Roleplay-SMP Server! We are set to launch the world October 12, so feel free to join and relax till the opening ceremony and get to know the other members in the meantime!

    This is a whitelisted server, and there are only so many slots available, so all who join will need to set an appointment up for an interview via our ticket system on our Discord Server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

    Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can admire all the nice bodies at the bath! Our pixelated players have been hitting the virtual gym and are looking fineeee in their blocky swimwear. Join us for some steamy hot tub parties and watch those Minecraft abs glisten in the water.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bathing Beauty Contest, where players compete to see who has the best beach bod in all of Minecraft land. Will you be the next pixelated pin-up model?

    So come on over and dive into the fun at our Minecraft server, where the water is warm and the bodies are even warmer. Just be sure to bring your sunscreen, because things are about to get sizzling hot!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    New Chunks Explored: 947355 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま

    Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner weeb shine bright? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride through the unmedicated manga edition of Minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. We’ve got YouTubers like Haachama exploring the dark web for hidden treasures, a girl with pink hair causing chaos wherever she goes, and even a Ban RTA event where you can compete to see who can get banned the fastest!

    But that’s not all – we also have cover songs, infinite possibilities, and a mysterious Red Heart that holds the key to untold riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6215 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DeoDramaCraft

    DeoDramaCraft
    Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.

    Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.

    Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!

    TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!
    Are you tired of getting your music recommendations from boring old Spotify playlists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to discover the hottest tunes! Our resident DJ, DJ Creeper, spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret jukebox hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock a playlist that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready to rock out like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyQuarantineSkills

    CraftyQuarantineSkills
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

    Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

    I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6497 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Chimeras Created: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

    AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo
    Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

    We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SisterWifeWeddingCraft

    SisterWifeWeddingCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

    Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

    LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

    So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Zombie Dances: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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