Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DimensionsMC

    DimensionsMC

    Hi There Adventurers!

    Ever wanted to ride dragons? Become a Lord or Lady of a rising town? Fight epic battles with other players? Or Travel the world in search of treasure and magic? Then join Dimensions MC! Here you can choose to be one of the many other races seeking the Magic-arts. Build large structures using our NPC based economy! Be a thief on the run from the law, or live a peaceful life painting in the countryside!

    We are currently a small community looking for new members for our 18+, 1.20.1 Modded Java, Minecraft Roleplay-SMP Server! We are set to launch the world October 12, so feel free to join and relax till the opening ceremony and get to know the other members in the meantime!

    This is a whitelisted server, and there are only so many slots available, so all who join will need to set an appointment up for an interview via our ticket system on our Discord Server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Crops Grown: 7797 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Emeralds Found: 8990

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

    Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can admire all the nice bodies at the bath! Our pixelated players have been hitting the virtual gym and are looking fineeee in their blocky swimwear. Join us for some steamy hot tub parties and watch those Minecraft abs glisten in the water.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bathing Beauty Contest, where players compete to see who has the best beach bod in all of Minecraft land. Will you be the next pixelated pin-up model?

    So come on over and dive into the fun at our Minecraft server, where the water is warm and the bodies are even warmer. Just be sure to bring your sunscreen, because things are about to get sizzling hot!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 9516
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま

    Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner weeb shine bright? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride through the unmedicated manga edition of Minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. We’ve got YouTubers like Haachama exploring the dark web for hidden treasures, a girl with pink hair causing chaos wherever she goes, and even a Ban RTA event where you can compete to see who can get banned the fastest!

    But that’s not all – we also have cover songs, infinite possibilities, and a mysterious Red Heart that holds the key to untold riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Magic Items Found: 6100
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DeoDramaCraft

    DeoDramaCraft
    Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.

    Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.

    Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!

    TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!
    Are you tired of getting your music recommendations from boring old Spotify playlists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to discover the hottest tunes! Our resident DJ, DJ Creeper, spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret jukebox hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock a playlist that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready to rock out like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyQuarantineSkills

    CraftyQuarantineSkills
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 763867 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

    Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

    I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 4354
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

    AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo
    Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

    We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SisterWifeWeddingCraft

    SisterWifeWeddingCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

    Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Potions Brewed: 35 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

    LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

    So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NostalgicCraft2016

    NostalgicCraft2016
    Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

    Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Villages Defended: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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