Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Zombie Dances: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Farms Harvested: 357

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 159 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Star Shards Collected: 290
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5517 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Potions Brewed: 50 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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