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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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