TinyPeevesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Paws & Pixels Server

aliens, anthropomorphism, Behavior, Cater, Cats, Creatures, Curiosity, Dogs, domestication, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fascination, humans, intelligence, Interest, Monitoring, Observation, Paws, Pets, pixels, Server, study, Surveillance

so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

#sustainability, animal rights, bros, cultural influences, dietary habits, Eco, environmental concerns, ethical concerns, food choices, gender differences, Gender Roles, health benefits, lifestyle choices, meat consumption, Men, motivation, plant based diet, research, social norms, trends, vegetarianism, Veggie, Vixens, Women

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	724793	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Diamond Rush

#addons, Abilities, cosmetic, Cross-Play, diamond bank, Diamond Economy, Economy, Excavation, Fishing, home, Item Frames, Land claiming, leaderboard, leveling up, MCMMO, Mining, Perks, skill categories, Tpa, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

The Diamond Rush offers a near vanilla experience, with a bunch of quality of life/cosmetic addons (/home, /tpa, land claiming, invisible item frames & more). The server has a diamond economy along with a custom diamond bank plugin. Diamonds can be used to level-up & trade with other players.

The main goal of the server is to level-up through the 13 levels, each level unlocks a new perk. The requirements to level-up are diamonds & skill levels.

The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

Active players, Applications, Based, Chill Community, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Experience, FIX, flows, Fresh, Fun, Griefers, hang out, Immersive, immersive experience, java, low player count, QoL mods, Semi, Suggestions, survival server, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat mod, Votes, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
Mods	A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Enival server?

You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Child Molested Minecraft Server

child, child abuse, childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, molested, overcoming trauma, psychological effects, Recovery, self-care, Server, sexual assault, Support, Therapy, therapy sessions, therapy techniques, Trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Night Skies:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

Analysis, Biz, BLOCK, Business, Choices, critical thinking, decision analysis, Decision making, decision support, Dilemma, Entrepreneurship, Financial Planning, market research, Minecraft, opportunity assessment, Options, Planning, problem solving, risk assessment, smp, strategy, uncertainty, well, which will it be?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Potions Brewed:	56	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WeddingCrasher420

abandonment issues, anger, big boy pants, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial damage, funeral etiquette, Grief, hurt feelings, Jealousy, Manipulation, mental damage, NC relationships, oversensitivity, pettiness, sibling issues, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding drama, WeddingCrasher420

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AltLifeCraft

alt accounts, alter ego, AltLifeCraft, Anonymity, creativity, Deception, disguise, experimentation, Exploration, freedom, hidden agendas, Identity, multiple personas, online gaming, privacy, Real Life, role playing, secret identities, social media, undercover, virtual world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

AudioPlayer, Basic, Bluemap, Builder, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Explorer, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, International player base, Minecraft, Nether, ordinary, Pig PVP Event, Players, redstone engineer, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, Skills, smp, Struggle, Suck, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Whitelisted server

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Category	Description
Version	Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players
Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
Frequent server-wide events

Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

How to Join:

Join us on DISCORD

Happy crafting!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server always up to date with the latest features?	Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
How can I protect my builds from griefers?	Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	7758	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	239

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, buu, Cell, DAIMA, dragon ball, dragon ball daima, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Manga, Minecraft, Most powerful warrior, Peak of powerlessness, PIXEL, power levels, Saiyan Saga, Server, Super Saiyan, Vegeta, Z fighters

Are you tired of being a powerless warrior like Gohan after Buu? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most powerful warrior in all the land! We have enchanted diamond swords that can slice through anything, even obsidian! Our potions are so potent, they’ll make you feel like you can take on the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind your back. So come join us and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft combat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mines Excavated:	3942	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP

Darth Vader, Empire, Fanatic, galaxy far far away, george lucas, Han Solo, jedi, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, millennium falcon, Minecraft, original trilogy, Prequels, Princess Leia, Rebellion, Sci Fi, Sequels, Sith, smp, space opera, star, Star Wars, stormtroopers, the force, Wars

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.

So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server

agnostic, cult leader, cult like, CultLeadersLoot, disgusted, divorced parents, Earl Grey tea, elders, Followers, Gifts, income, Minecraft, moving back home, Muslim, olive oil, Pension, philosophy, respected elder, Server, spiritual gatherings, unfair gift, University

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cult gathering? Look no further! Our server is like a spiritual journey, with elders to guide you and gifts to offer. But don’t worry, no foot kissing required!

Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5342
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

aita, Allergies, anger, boys trip, Chaos, Crafting, Doctor, Frustration, Hubby, husband out of town, Kids, kids fed, kids watched TV, MIA, missed class, missed Sunday school, new area, no babysitters, no habit, no one hurt, on and off sleep, sick, sinus infection, sunday school, TV babysitting, weekend

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7716	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EURejoinMinecraftServer

10 years, agreements, brexit, discussion, EU, EURejoinMinecraftServer, european union, foreign relations, Future, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Peter Mandelson, Political, Potential, referendum, Rejoining, speculation, talks, Time, Trade, uk

so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8247
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3