TinyJoy Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4499

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	878	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	156
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	266
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	810
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	4052
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	4449
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	374	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

ANNOYING, birthday meal, boundary setting, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family dynamics, family meal, family tradition, fancy restaurant, feeling unheard, milestone birthday, Narcissistic, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling’s partner, SisBoyfNoBdayMeal, sister’s boyfriend, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited guest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9754

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.