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”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mom’s KitchenCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	555	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	135
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

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EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	2972
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

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come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6