Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1006	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Void Gems Collected:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6182	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	8350

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Votes:	1428	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	6290	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5457	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Animals Bred:	104	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3538

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Love Letters Sent:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs