Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Emeralds Found:	8440	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8190
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	8451
Animals Bred:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1691
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Potions Brewed:	106	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	3241	Dragon Eggs Found:	4744
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	3219	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Potions Brewed:	90	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchantments Applied:	119
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	8921
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Secret Passages Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com