Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	3160
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	New Chunks Explored:	454521
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Divine Spears Created:	15

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ores Mined:	3333
Farms Harvested:	222	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mines Excavated:	3085	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Items Found:	3319	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Towns Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	New Chunks Explored:	534552
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582