Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	5135
Buildings Constructed:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4526
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Potions Brewed:	54	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ores Mined:	9983
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9250	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	330620	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	619601
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

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AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchantments Applied:	54	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

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MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

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KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Farms Harvested:	779	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	263

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

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