Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2210	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Star Shards Collected:	242	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
New Chunks Explored:	402416	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582