Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	42714
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crops Grown:	3677	Love Letters Sent:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
New Chunks Explored:	144745	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Buildings Constructed:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	230
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Crops Grown:	5147
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5263	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2976
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	7654
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co