Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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