Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6311	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Animals Bred:	54
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Towns Built:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7541
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1870
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Votes:	3674
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
New Chunks Explored:	168749	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Farms Harvested:	249
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	94	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	7248	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com