Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself (he’s actually a pretty good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake (just watch out for the sugar rush). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to the mystical land of Llama Lagoon, where the llamas ride dolphins and the sun is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Zombie Dances: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1726 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 359 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Mines Excavated: 1514
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5811 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 41

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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