Time Flies MC

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Emeralds Found:	1006	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	283	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Potions Brewed:	194
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.