Time Flies MC

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6102
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TaxCraft: Where the only thing more painful than mining diamonds is paying taxes!

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Are you tired of boring tax season? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can avoid all those pesky tax deadlines by building your own virtual world instead.

Our server is so fun, even the IRS building couldn’t handle it and had to close unexpectedly! That’s right, we’re so wild that even the tax man couldn’t handle the excitement.

Join now for a tax-free zone where the only thing you’ll be paying is in diamonds and gold. Who needs taxes when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join today for a truly explosive experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	184
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Monkey Mindcraft Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and get lost in the virtual world of blocky fun.

And if you’re feeling down or contemplating the meaning of life, don’t worry – our server is the perfect distraction to keep those existential thoughts at bay. With so much chaos and laughter, you’ll be too busy having a blast to even think about offing yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new purpose in life – like building the biggest, most ridiculous structure in Minecraft history!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Anonymous Minecart Co.

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and hilarious antics.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the treasures within.

3. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by explosive sheep. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with players frantically dodging sheep bombs while trying to knock each other into the fiery depths.

4. The Nether on our server is a wild and crazy place, filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and lava waterfalls. It’s like a twisted carnival of chaos that will leave you laughing and screaming in equal measure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous llamas – they may look cute, but they’re always plotting something devious!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UNESCO’s Next Top City: Where Creeper Explosions are Considered Cultural Heritage

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Come join our Minecraft server where we have a Jewish burial house that UNESCO is dying to put on the world heritage list! Forget about castles and cathedrals, we’ve got a tiny burial house that’s only 110 years old but packs a punch in historical significance. Rumor has it that the ghosts of Jewish ancestors roam the halls, ready to guide you on epic quests and adventures. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server run by Jews? Join now and experience the magic of our not-so-ancient burial house!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Fubuki’s Funhouse – Come get lost in the virtual world of Shirakami Fubuki! #blessedbyFubuki

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place to be! Join us and experience the madness of (^・ω・^§)ﾉおはこぉーんPrevious: >>73286222 >YT Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdn5BQ06XqgXoAxIhbqw5Rg>Twitterhttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/fxtUBRvb>Do your reps!https://pastebin.com/pwVJh73t>Shirakami ZOIDhttps://store.hakabanogarou.jp/view/item/000000014839>Shirakami Fubuki “Comfy Fox Inn” ASMR Voice PackBuy: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/comfyfoxinn_asmrvoiceTranslation: https://pastebin.com/uUJw7Fzh>6th Anniversary Flower Stand Projecthttps://www.sakaseru.jp/mina/event/5eea69a9c0abf2b2375ab0101985101e! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Americans: Mario RPGs Madness Server

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Are you tired of playing boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we celebrate Nintendo’s epic fails like Sticker Star, Color Splash, and Origami King!

Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Bros: The Patriarchal Paradise

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flip the script on gender roles and have a blast doing it! Join us as we explore a world where women rule the roost and men are just here to serve as eye candy. That’s right, on our server, women hold all the power and men are just here to show off how good they are at attracting the ladies.

Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	219	Villages Defended:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Endwalker: Final Fantasy XIV Server – Where Pixels and Potions Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

YellowFeverCraft: The Only Cure is More Blocks!

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Are you tired of dealing with hyperfeminine Asian women who just don’t appreciate your height and ethnicity? Do white women just not do it for you either? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where height and ethnicity don’t matter at all! Plus, our community is full of players who totally get where you’re coming from and will support you in your quest for virtual love and acceptance. So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Items Found:	5077
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WolfyCraft: Where Spice and Wolves Roam Free!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Holo the wise wolf rules with an iron paw! She keeps the land in balance by only allowing the purest players to join her pack. Legend has it that those who prove their worth to Holo will be granted special powers, like the ability to summon a pack of loyal wolves to fight by their side. But beware, for Holo is not afraid to banish those who stray from the path of righteousness. Are you pure enough to join Holo’s pack? Come find out on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Booty Buddies: A Minecraft Server for Questionable Friendships

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find more than just diamonds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to find a coworker to be friends with benefits with. Imagine mining together, building epic structures, and then sneaking off to a secret hideout for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Who knew pixels could be so sexy? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “I love my job!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Potions Brewed:	195	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the mystical land of India! Why India, you ask? Well, because where else can you find elephants roaming freely, monkeys stealing your diamonds, and tigers guarding hidden treasure chests?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taj Mahal build competition, where players can show off their building skills and compete for the title of Minecraft Maharaja. And don’t even get us started on the spicy curry food fights that happen every Friday night in the virtual streets of Mumbai.

So come on down to our India-themed server and experience the chaos, the beauty, and the pure insanity that only Minecraft can provide. Namaste, and happy crafting!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Forgive and Mine: The VT Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Our members are living their best lives, having the time of their lives and even the sisters are getting in on the action. It’s like a never-ending rave where the fun never stops!

Join us and be a part of the epic NijiEN comeback that everyone is talking about. You can feel the excitement in the air as you embark on crazy adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crops Grown:	6307
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total meme fest! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyLies: The PISRAEL Minecraft Server – Where Lies are the Building Blocks of Fun!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israeli airbase? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the “iron dome” can’t protect you from the fun! Join us for a blast of a time as we blow up blocks and build epic structures that will make you say “WOW, that’s the bomb!” Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the most explosive Minecraft server around! #Boomtastic #MinecraftMadness #ExplosiveFun

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mines Excavated:	4321

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.