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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1406 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
so like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.
once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.
we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.
oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?
