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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3270 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.
we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.
oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?