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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 712 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7109 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8405 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2023 |
once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.
we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.
oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?