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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5587 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.
u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?
so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.
