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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5312 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Animals Bred: | 77 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never be called any racial slurs, unless you count the creepers hissing at you. And if you’re feeling guilty about kicking someone out, don’t worry – we’ll kick out any griefers faster than you can say “b*tch”!
Come join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than Josh’s middle school bullies. Just remember, in this server, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a creeper.