This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1272	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	281
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Items Found:	3654	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8174

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Items Found:	7219
Ores Mined:	6842	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2045	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	159787
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4863	Reality Warps Survived:	2

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Votes:	6987
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Farms Harvested:	145
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	522
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crops Grown:	8282	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	257	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	64	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

skymata.games