This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ores Mined:	8670
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crops Grown:	1380
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	19

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	445	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Void Armor Forged:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	305699
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4889
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9650	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3763	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	8926
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6257	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	569901
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3429	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	950
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	4325	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6818
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7008
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5594	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net