This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	553	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

EnhancedCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

A minecraft server with loads of fun! Survival Games, PvP, Survival, Mob Arena, and even more! Just log on to the server and you’ll be fixed! But there is one rule, and that is, NEVER FORGET

minecraft.fishserver.co.uk

SpinKraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7244

Hello and welcome to spinkraft. What’s in Spinkraft you may as, -SG -Skywars -Splurge -GTA world -Game Mode 1 World And more what are you waiting for join now!

198.20.109.60

DevilCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

DevilCraft is a server with many stuff such as PVP, MobArena, Factions, Grief and more. Join us now and you won’t regret it!

mc-devilcraft.net

Gir-Society

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Minecraft IP: play.girsociety.com Discord: https://discord.gg/girsociety Dynmap: http://mc.girsociety.com:8123/

Discover the realm of Gir-Society, an exceptional survival server where adventure knows no bounds. Elevate your journey with ranks, earn rewards through voting, wield unique custom items, and bask in the company of our welcoming staff.

Immerse yourself in an untouched survival encounter, where the essence of your creations remains untarnished. Our steadfast commitment to preventing griefing ensures that your architectural marvels are shielded from harm’s way. If unadulterated survival resonates with you, look no further – your quest ends here.

Embark on a new horizon at your command! Utilize the random teleport function to venture afar and inaugurate your odyssey. It ushers you to a destination within the expansive sphere surrounding spawn.

-Gir-Society

play.girsociety.com

CastleCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Alien Abductions:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8715	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	1129	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

CastleCraft

CastleCraft is an “OldSchool” server, like in the good old days. Not gigantic cities with square plots of land, but with lots of them small sleepy villages. Come and join us and we will take you with us Receive joys!

46.228.200.244

Redstone Realm

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

A fun survival no grief new server. 🙂

192.95.49.185

The Minecraft Bay

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Void Gems Collected:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

======Welcome!====== On our new server…

Our server is an ALLROUND server, of course online 24/7…And has the following features…

=========Games========== ->Catacombs

->MobArena

->Spleef

->Survival/HungerGames

->PVP Arena

->AdventureMap

80.241.215.17:25568

Darkrider

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Darkriderz is a great place to relax and have fun with the communite. we have creative SG and more muti games!

198.154.97.228

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Gravelcraft.nl

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Empire Craft

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

EDO’S WORLD

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

EDO’S WORLD

198.24.165.154

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

zealanderville.ca

EpicCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Items Found:	4042	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	8231
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

mc8.fadehost.com:25658

WeBuildCrap

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4116	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

mc.webuildcrap.com

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

mc.cloudcreeper.net:25571