This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7958	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ores Mined:	8032
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	53959
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3222
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9916	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	192	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	New Chunks Explored:	382813
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	228
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.