This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Divine Spears Created:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1913	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
New Chunks Explored:	744092	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Items Found:	8446
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!