This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4894 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 606

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 726582 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Ores Mined: 9869 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 220 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Chimeras Created: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 125
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 6172

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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