This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Farms Harvested:	960	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	897

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magic Items Found:	1783	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	209	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1272	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dimension Hops:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.