This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	208
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7253	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	4246
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9757
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	190	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6970	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	New Chunks Explored:	111932
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4286
Divine Spears Created:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ores Mined:	3875	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	2650	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.