This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Alien Abductions: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magic Items Found: 8178

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Alien Abductions: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 185785
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 New Chunks Explored: 705259
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 272 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6345 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Towns Built: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Magic Items Found: 6402
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Animals Bred: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4045 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 191
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Farms Harvested: 981
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Towns Built: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Crops Grown: 7820 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Star Shards Collected: 152

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Star Shards Collected: 280
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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