This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4930
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 163 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Animals Bred: 102 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Farms Harvested: 854
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Falling into the Void: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Potions Brewed: 89 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69
    Mines Excavated: 1141 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 405 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Emeralds Found: 7741
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Enchantments Applied: 153
    Emeralds Found: 8665 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Magic Items Found: 2781 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Star Shards Collected: 81
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Falling into the Void: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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