This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3883
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	258
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	97
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Towns Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Love Letters Sent:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	7788	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Magic Items Found:	2585	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.