This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Star Shards Collected: 103
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9798 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magic Items Found: 2196

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6114 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3608 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 300 Animals Bred: 57

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 299 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 95 Dragon Eggs Found: 3707
    Villages Defended: 11 Ores Mined: 5665
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Trap Legacy

    Trap Legacy

    A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HyperHub

    HyperHub

    HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Farms Harvested: 361
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BumbleCraft

    BumbleCraft

    We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VentureLand RPG

    VentureLand RPG

    A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Emeralds Found: 5199
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
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