This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Farms Harvested: 325
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8012
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Animals Bred: 101 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Ores Mined: 4734
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 51 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Villages Defended: 16 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ores Mined: 1650
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 New Chunks Explored: 67473
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CubeCadia Survival

    CubeCadia Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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