This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	716199	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	130235	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Towns Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ores Mined:	7997
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Emeralds Found:	450	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.