This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Ores Mined: 9136 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Void Gems Collected: 27
Epic Quests Completed: 30 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Afternoon Teacraft

    Afternoon Teacraft

    Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1022
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Villages Defended: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHavoc

    MineHavoc

    Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2988 Dragon Eggs Found: 4592
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Potions Brewed: 86

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 8builders8tools

    8builders8tools

    8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Athenas Kingdoms

    Athenas Kingdoms

    Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixelmon Online

    Pixelmon Online

    Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 207
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Zombie Dances: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PvPWars

    PvPWars

    PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Kronic Romania MC

    Kronic Romania MC

    We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Hellbounds

    Hellbounds

    Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SamMc

    SamMc

    SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

    There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5592
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Reds Resort

    Reds Resort

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Piglin

    Piglin

    Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Alien Abductions: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Star Shards Collected: 287
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2115
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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