This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
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  • Miracle mc skyblock

    Miracle mc skyblock

    MiracleMC Is a place Where You Can Play A Simple Or Harder Skyblock. We Have Island Challenges that Each Lead To The Other Although This Server Isnt Popular I would Greatly Appreciate It If You Gave Us A Chance.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChillMines

    ChillMines

    CHILLMINES

    OP custom prison server. – Custom Enchants – Private Mines – Pets – Much more!

    ChillMines is a fun non pay to win custom enchants prison server.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Mines Excavated: 4112
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Breakdown Servers

    Breakdown Servers

    Welcome to Breakdown Servers.

    We support the following mods on all of our servers!

    Pixelmon CustomNPCs

    Come join Breakdown Servers to have a time like no other! You won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Koolsurvival

    Koolsurvival

    This server is an extension to the KoolFreedom FreeOP Minecraft server.

    This was the original server back in the day before it was a FreeOP server, this server was also at one point going to be a semi-anarchy server, but that never was going to work out because it would be chaos.

    This is just your basic survival server, nothing too special. IF YOU DO BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON, SOMEONE WITH CREATIVE MODE WILL RE-SPAWN IT. Withers are enabled, all the fun stuff is there for everyone to enjoy.

    The IP to the server is s.koolfreedom.eu.org

    Enjoy your time, if you do join!!!!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftGamez

    CraftGamez

    From CityBuild to BedWars, we offer a lot of building and playing fun on our network. Join today and enter /vote on CityBuild 1 to receive a “vote box”. (there are mega jackpots!)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RGS Union Anarchy Survival

    RGS Union Anarchy Survival

    Small anarchy survival server with no rules. Hacks, cheats, anything is allowed. Ranks would be added in the future if player count increases. Feel free to join if interested. Version 1.8-1.15.x support.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 353 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infiniplains

    Infiniplains

    Welcome to InfiniPlains! (not actually infinite)

    Here you can enjoy vanilla survival Minecraft with your friends! Our server does not have official rules but please use common sense while playing! Have fun!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 242 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paragon MC

    Paragon MC

    You’ve been sentenced to a lifetime in prison and hard labour for multiple accounts of piracy!

    Features: – Ranks A-Z – Prestiges – Custom Models and Textures – Custom Modelled Bosses – Personal Islands – Quarries and Minions – Pirate Ships – Periodic Events – Mine Bombs – Gangs Missions – Gang Ships – Quests and Daily Missions

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CBS TW

    CBS TW

    Creative Building Server Taiwan It’s a server that uses creative mode to build buildings and mini-maps.

    Mainly I hope that anyone can complete their work anywhere, not limited to computers

    Therefore, the map files of this server are expected to be freely downloadable by everyone. In order to maintain quality, we have started “genuine verification”, please forgive me.

    For the sake of free construction, Youyu will not open “territory” and “small wooden ax” for the time being.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 65 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alpha realm 1.19.4

    Alpha realm 1.19.4
    Welcome to Alpha Realm. Here you can start your very own nation and rise to the top accompanied by slimefun industries and movecraft vehicles.

    Discord:https://discord.gg/b8UMzjvUmB

    Website: https://www.alpharealm.fun/

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Farms Harvested: 305 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Swole

    Swole

    Swole is an Australian hosted server, we have a range of game-types to choose from. Each game-type has its own worlds & Features. Join our discord server join here Factions Features: voting crates, hourly envoys, auction house, server shops, vip ranks & perks, voting points shop & crate keys Towny Features: voting crates, auction house, server shops, vip ranks & perks, voting points shop Vanilla Features: voting crates, vip ranks & perks, voting points shop, basic game-play Skyblock Features: voting crates, vip ranks & perks, voting points shop, pvp enabled normal nether & end, server shops Arenas Features: Pvp Plugin Arena game-types 1v1, 5v5 & More, vip ranks & perks, Mob Arena’s Plots Features: personal protected plots, ability to add players to your plots, vip increased plot amount Creative Features: No protection, ability to test features example cannons etc Swole are recruiting staff: Builders, Helpers, JrMods, Mods & JrAdmins Please note, to become a higher rank, you must start from the bottom & prove yourself first. All applicants must apply via discord.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Liweth

    Liweth

    Features:

    Skills Leveling Quests Equipment, Gem, Potion crafting Scrolls Gods Bosses Territory figts Treasures Parkour Brewing Power buffs

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Renegademc factions

    Renegademc factions

    Embark on an extraordinary journey! Unleash your power in the ultimate Factions experience. Join our thriving Minecraft community now and conquer the vast universe with friends by your side. Custom plugins, epic quests, and endless excitement await!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Thunder Pulse Network

    Thunder Pulse Network

    Thunder Pulse Network is a survival multiplayer Minecraft server with a growing community and experienced staff members.

    Our goal at TPN is to create a fun, engaging, and rewarding server where you can play the way you want. The server features land claim to protect your builds, a robust economy to sell your items or buy from others, donor ranks, teleportation, custom decorative blocks, and much more.

    The community is active on our Discord server, forums, and social media, so you always have something to do and other players to ask questions and share ideas with. All we’re missing is you, so check us out today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skyblock Dark

    Skyblock Dark

    Were a brand new Skyblock server called Skyblock Dark In need of staff. Economy, Crates, and More! Vote for Keys and Rewards! [BRAND NEW]

    Plenty of challenges and quests along the way of your island to keep you busy! Chances to win money in our buycraft store at the end of each MONTH!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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